My glass's half-full
Friday, June 30, 2006

I picture myself holding on to a Canon EOS hanging safely around my neck, with extremely still hands adhered to the sides of it in professional mannerism...my fingers move to click - a work of a masterpiece, or so to me, is completed. This is hence epitome of passion and happiness.

Dinner with a jerk - $20
Cycling in the park - $6
Sookee jewellery - $500
Taking fine pictures by the sea - Priceless


To the friends who zap chicken wings for me everyday, to the friends who never grow tired playing hide & seek games with me, to the friends who pepper our conversations with long-live laughters... Cheers. :)

Casual talks led to the inquest if the Creator has been fair to us?
It was almost an imperative reply of yes.
And for that, I believe that the Creator has been unbigoted and generous to me.

Besides this, I believe that the paths for all homosapiens have been planned too. For e.g., the time when your Grim Reaper comes knocking by, is sadly fixed as well. The future is unwritten..but only because people normally can't predict it. But trust your experiences of deja vu.

The adage that curiosity kills the cat has been deemed too credible to be true already. One great example is getting fortune told. People try to get a slice of the future through a deck of cards, analysis of Chinese characters or a magic glass globe conducted by mediums who have this believed power of clairvoyance. Amazing amazing. *Jaws reached floor

YWith love, Valerie

Having a B.F.
Thursday, June 29, 2006

Nobody takes off my curtains. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody messes with my curtains.
My curtains has always this dual-pupose as a gorgeous embellishment and as a shade from light.
Why does my mother wants to remove it!?

She can remove my bedsheets, my chair, throw away my textbooks and even my mattress. But not my curtains! Just because she likes all rooms to be well-lit naturally, my dearest windows have to look so bare, naked and cold without its partner.

I am getting a bitch fit (B.F.), since she's removing it for good. Rarrrr.
But it is worse when people disturbs my sleep, especially siestas since they come by rare.

Nobody is going to mess with my curtains when I have a house of my own next time. Did I mention too I want sound-proof walls, maroon carpeted floor and a walk-in wardrobe?

YWith love, Valerie

Japanese Cameras
Sunday, June 25, 2006

We used to spend on them like how we now spend on Prada.

I just joked. How amazing.

YWith love, Valerie

Have been
Wednesday, June 21, 2006

..stretching every second to let time assume a laidback status.
I failed terribly then
since it appears that whenever you're near, time rev up even uncontrollably.
Still, you're gonna be the only Homo sapien unravelling the beauties of life with me, and then one day maybe we can look back at auld lang syne and say to each other you're the best I've ever had.

YWith love, Valerie

This is so a-maze-za-zing
Sunday, June 18, 2006

Seeing people grow up is always amazing.
Especially those who are dear.

Dinner @ Mandarin Hotel was delectable.
I had Truffle soup, Escargots, and Lamb Shank.
Escargots! ..was initally a Fear Factor challenge.
But they tasted so much like mushrooms, the fear moderated.
So.... yea. I had 3 snails today. So did he.

Escargots

I sang (he says my singing sucks), I penned, I SMS-ed, I blogged..
To wish him the best of everything on his 19th Birthday.

-

My brother is my favourite brother..

probably because he is my only brother.

You're as plump as me, but I'll still like you. Haha.

YWith love, Valerie

"Fear is the heart of love"
Friday, June 16, 2006

... to me it seems clearer than ever now.
This particular line in a song seriously lands me in a fix everytime I listened to it, yea, but not now.
Exuberance from this ambiguity, I like.
They say enlightenment is priceless.
However ignorance is bliss.
But on second thoughts, don't ask for my stand - because I'll rather sit on the fence and sip some Sex on the Beach.

YWith love, Valerie

Hearts Albino too
Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Meet Albino!

Amelia and I love Albino - 'cuz of the way he eats sunblock! Haha.
In the next 10 years, I will innovate an edible and just-as-effective sunblock for the mankind.
As then, it will also be my favourite appetiser for every meal.
Banana Boat, quick do something too!

Thanks ladies for the help... scampering off with me from Point A to Point B to Point C, coupled with constructive advice to see that things work.
Yes I know, $50 per hour each.

YWith love, Valerie

The Sun is not a monster
Monday, June 12, 2006

Benchwarmers at 7.30pm with Mr. Tee and then he sent me back.

Valerie thinks that it's super super hilarious, and it got her really cracking up. Especially enjoyable when the person who sits next to you is a clown.

"The Sun is not a monster!!!"
-Albino

YWith love, Valerie

World Cup 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006

I'm feeling this tinge of happiness whenever I have Coffee Bean's Low Fat Orange Muffin. (drools all over)

YWith love, Valerie

Jokes for Men
Wednesday, June 07, 2006

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women never shut up long enough to build up pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

(Ripped off here) Witty scoffs.. But nevertheless, I enjoyed them!! :D

YWith love, Valerie

For you
Tuesday, June 06, 2006

YWith love, Valerie

To you
Monday, June 05, 2006

YWith love, Valerie

Like 2 peas..
Saturday, June 03, 2006

Today is the first day of holidays!
No uphill daunting tasks both literally and figuratively for approximately 3 weeks.
(We all know Sch of Biz is located at the top of a hill, don't we?)
Having 2 cute Malaysian twins in house is rocking fun.
Rocking convenient too.
If I say I want a yoghurt from fridge, they will happily do that for me.
And when they are in front of your laptop screen, they are too happily engrossed to actually know what the hell you did to their hair...

Happy holidays to them too. :)

YWith love, Valerie